"What?! Is it a spider? Eeek! Get it off!"
"No, it's not a spider...kind of tiny for a chicken, though..."
"Let me just look under here...I'm sure I can figure this thing out...Yep, it's a rooster..."
"DO YOU MIND??? Honestly...where were you raised? In a barn??!? (sheeesh)"
"What does a rooster have to do for a little green time?" Secret says, "Stay out of our pasture, that's what..."